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quickies before the rill postings:

* say anything's video for the sexual-tryst-during-the-holocaust song "alive with the glory of love" is up on yahoo music/launch.

* so, the dude who cheney shot had a mild heart attack. if he dies, will the VP charged with a crime? the whole situation doesn't really bode well for the real life version of lex luthor, especially considering that he often speaks on the behalf of the NRA and homeboy can't even go hunting without shooting an innocent person. get jack mccoy on the case!

* and why the hell were they hunting birds anyway? i don't like guns, hunting, or meat, but i'll buy ted nugent's whole "i-kill-what-i-eat" bulljive. at least he has a rational explaination, but killing birds? lex, you're too much, playa.

* jordan catalano's band 30 seconds to uranus is going on tour with aiden. am i to understand that on one tour we have a prima-donna, b-list actor who's dating a junkie AND vampires? holy frejoles, batman, i better get my ticket now!!!!!!

* my favorite review of catalano's punk rawk band is by one of my favorite non-threatening rappers corey ball:

"So after all that we head to the back of a pretty huge line of people waiting to get in. Apparently the doors did not open when they were supposed to. A concert? Not on time? The hell you say! So we stood out in the cloudy ass weather getting drizzled on while me and Chris A. had an impromptu wet t-shirt contest (about that time I was wishing I had brought something other then just a shirt to wear.) But we get in after only like a 15 minute wait and head down the floor to stake claim on a good spot to watch the opening act "30 Seconds To Mars" which really should be called "A Milisecond To Ur-anus" cause they were out of this world shitty! The lead singer to this band was none other than Jared Leto, an actor thats famous for a few things but the one thing I kept referencing was the glorious scene in Fight Club where Edward Norton beats him within in an inch of his life cause well after having to sit through that music, we all made a consensus that dude deserved it. Basically he perpetuated every fuckin rock stereotype imaginable on stage. Said "fuck" to look badass and get the crowd riled up, wore runny make up, turned his back to the stage on the "dramatic" parts, blah blah. Speaking of dramatic parts, I swear to jehovah that every song had this like 45 second pause where the lead guitarist held the last note building up this ominous feel to the song, well it was kinda ominous the first time they did, not the next 50 though. So yeah, a lot of people cheered when he said it was their last song and rightfully so. Go back to the drawing board guys, seriously."

* lastly, check out corey's music, it ain't half bad.

* and lastly last, check out an mc who goes by the name of danny. twenty times better than the 'ye.