Dudes, M.I.A. sucks

As much as I should feel the need to support my fellow Asians and/or Brown people, M.I.A.'s rant (reposted with snarky comments by those brilliant minds at Idolator) is incoherent and makes me dislike her even more. If I could take away anybody's First Amendment rights, it would be hers. Waitaminute, she's not a U.S. Citizen.

Oh snap! Well in that case:

I, Ryan P. of Chasingcoolness.blogspot.com, am hereby publicly protesting the recording career and audio releases of the "rapper" known as M.I.A. (nee Mathangi Maya Arulpragasam) on the grounds that her music is terrible, her vocal styling is a cheap rip-off of Missy Elliott and that her blog entries are nothing but an all-caps mess of incoherent statements and ragtag British slang.

The fact that Ms. M.I.A. is not a United States citizen gives us, the American public, more than an ample opportunity to take away her rights to release her albums here in the States. I realize that this could set an unwanted precedence which could take away the rights of legitimate non-American artists such as Tegan and Sara, The Police, U2, The Stills or Choclair, but I hope that such a law could be exclusive to Ms. M.I.A.

I am urging you, the American public, to ban the unintelligeble tapestry of "words" by this woman known as M.I.A. We will be a stronger America without her.