Wednesday, May 02, 2007

blake lewis gives seattle a bad name, seattle responds by voting for his lame ass because he's "representing"

The poster boy for jockish-dudes-gone-emo-gone-hip-hop, Blake Lewis, placed himself in the upper echelon of douchebags by simultaneously raping Bon Jovi and Rahzel's style in one fell swoop.

Last night, the "American Idol" contestant decided to remix Bon Jovi's uber-crappy song "You Give Love a Bad Name" by adding some of his lackluster beatbox skills to "scratch" effects. Of course, the judges ate all this up like the elderly eating Old Country Buffet's Mac & Cheese, because, what else do they know? While I'm not the first person to suggest it, the three judges of "American Idol" are hardly cutting edge talent finders, even if "Forever Your Girl" is one of my favorite albums of all time. It's pretty apparent that Blake Lewis is poised to win the show, which may bring some notoriety to my little city, but that twatwaffle is not the guy I want to be representing the 206.

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