pedophilia is the new black

i can get away with fucking teen girls because i'm rich!!!!

Somehow, I got sucked into an episode of "One Tree Hill" last week and (un) surprisingly, the show was based around the "relationship" between high school studen Peyton and Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy. (On a side note, is there a day that goes by where I don't have to see/hear this media-whorish band? Answer: No)

Towards the end of the episode, chick and Hot Topic are topless in bed (assuming they bumped uglies) and she's lamenting on their post-coital relationship when she says: "I'm in high school. Speaking of which, how is this [relationship] supposed to work? You're this rock star and I'm just trying to pass AP English."

First of all, there's nothing that will kill a boner like talking about high school classes right after fucking. But again, I wouldn't know since most of the girls that I've dated have been around the same age as me.

I know this is a television show and all, but did anybody else find it weird that Wentz, who was playing himself, fucked this girl who's supposed to be 17? In real life, Wentz is in his late-20's, so is he suggesting that it's okay to have sexual intercourse with someone who is nearly 10 years your junior?

I guess in doing this little guest spot, he'll sell more Fall Out Boy merch and validate the millions of underage crushes that are currently stinking up the interweb. Does this mean that pop-punk superstars support and advocate pedophilia and statutory rape?

Think about it: homeboy takes a break from tour (or fighting other internet heads) to fly out to a remote cabin to hang out with some girl. With the great amount of effort on the part of Fall Out Pete, it's obvious that he was expecting more from this crotch junkie than just holding hands and a sweet talk on some swings. He wanted tang, and possibly anal.

I just think that it's a little unsettling that millions of pre-teen Fall Out Boy fans will think that it's okay to bone some guy who's almost 30 just because he wears a little mascara, plays in a mediocre band and puts pictures of his cock on the internet. It's usually these dumb girls who end up mass-producing endless amounts of uneducated rugrats anyway. Let's stop the madness.