Tuesday, September 19, 2006

worst album ever?

Paris Hilton
(Warner Bros.)

I can't really articulate how terrible this record is.

Even though Scott Storch produced a bunch of tracks on this steaming pile, they're really more like throwaway beats, songs that he came up with in between the three minutes of pleasure he had with Paris Hilton. Additionally, this chick doesn't really sing as much as she talks in a "sexy" voice not unlike a cheap phone sex operator, and the songs that she does try to "sing" on, her vocals have gone through so many filters, auto-tuned to hell and triple-tracked so much that she sounds like one of those nameless Disney Channel singers (Cheetah Girls, anyone?).

I guess I can articulate how terrible this record is. To add insult to injury, however, "Paris" is far worse than this:

Joey Lawrence - Joey Lawrence


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