Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Dudes, M.I.A. sucks

As much as I should feel the need to support my fellow Asians and/or Brown people, M.I.A.'s rant (reposted with snarky comments by those brilliant minds at Idolator) is incoherent and makes me dislike her even more. If I could take away anybody's First Amendment rights, it would be hers. Waitaminute, she's not a U.S. Citizen.

Oh snap! Well in that case:

I, Ryan P. of Chasingcoolness.blogspot.com, am hereby publicly protesting the recording career and audio releases of the "rapper" known as M.I.A. (nee Mathangi Maya Arulpragasam) on the grounds that her music is terrible, her vocal styling is a cheap rip-off of Missy Elliott and that her blog entries are nothing but an all-caps mess of incoherent statements and ragtag British slang.

The fact that Ms. M.I.A. is not a United States citizen gives us, the American public, more than an ample opportunity to take away her rights to release her albums here in the States. I realize that this could set an unwanted precedence which could take away the rights of legitimate non-American artists such as Tegan and Sara, The Police, U2, The Stills or Choclair, but I hope that such a law could be exclusive to Ms. M.I.A.

I am urging you, the American public, to ban the unintelligeble tapestry of "words" by this woman known as M.I.A. We will be a stronger America without her.

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5 Comments:

At 7:50 AM , Blogger ShroomMaster said...

I agree full heartedly with this. I believe it is our god given rights to stop this music from reaching the youths of america.

 
At 7:45 PM , OpenID gonzo5680 said...

I happened to see her live at Voodoo Fest. She was defiantly coked out and did a seizure like dance the whole time.

 
At 10:13 AM , OpenID IBequeathThee said...

You can't even shoot a gun as fast as in her single, but that's besides the point that the whole song sounds like ass.

 
At 11:27 PM , OpenID underthebrighteststars said...

reply @ IBequeathThee - Obviously someone has never fired a gun before. If you're using standard 9mm hand guns, then yes, it's stretching the time gap, but the world record for six shots fired is two seconds or something like that, so...very possible. If someone can help me out with the actual record?

As far as M.I.A. is concerned...it's an odd case. I started out liking her, and now..god, I can't even listen to the intro without getting angry. She's just completely incoherent and talentless, it's a wonder how she manages to walk and talk at the same time.

 
At 5:02 PM , Blogger Sydney Pendle said...

I swear to Guido, it is so good to see somebody gets it. She is the worst ever.

 

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