curtis hearts tha white meat

[image sampled from nahright.com]

Man, oh man. I know that Chef Boyarfiddy is suffering some hard times recently. His record, "Curtis," has been pushed back, his boy Tony Yayo was responsible for assaulting a 14 year old kid and may or may not have ethered Stack Bundles, and his G-Unit clothing line collects dusts in TJ Maxxes all over the world, while Jay-Z sold Roc-a-Wear to ensure another five years of White suburban kids pretending to be in the "Big Pimpin'" video. The only thing that Fiddy has going for him is whatever publicity was gained from the sale of the shitty Vitamin Water he does ads for and chillin with some limey who was in an episode of "Friends" once.

Aaron McGruder once alluded, via "The Boondocks," that the secret to happiness is White women. Could Fiddy be a practitioner of this Boondocks/Zen philosophy? And if so, he's definitely going about it with some King Kong Fiddy steez. This might be one of the few times I'll actually give Mr. Cent some propers.

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