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So I guess I should be rooting for the hometown hero as Blake Lewis the Seattle rep in "American Idol" is blasting his way through all the other karaoke singers on the show. Last night he did a cover of The Cure's "Love Song."

SUCKFEST!

Robert Smith's vocals are pretty hard to imitate and though Lewis tried his hardest, the song doesn't warrant the kind of vagina-inspired performance he pretty boy'd his way through last night. I don't know what's worse: some GAP model covering The Cure or that the judges actually thought that his cover of the 311 cover of the song was passable. Robert Smith is rolling over in his grave right now.

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Blake Lewis sucking his way through The Cure as Robert Smith silently ponders a which Wiccan spell would take this bastard out.